I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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