try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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