this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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