look no pants
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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