dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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