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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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