Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
You know, be my cock's hype man.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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