i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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