3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
She needs sedatives and a leash
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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