I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
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you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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