On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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