i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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