i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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