i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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