I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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