I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
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Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
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Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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