No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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