I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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