and she was petting her beer can
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
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he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
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Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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