There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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