Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
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So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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