Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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