Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Your cock deserves a montage
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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