How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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