No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Randomize
