On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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