Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
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Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Actions speak louder than pants.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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