Say something about gay babies.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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