U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Randomize
