Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
