Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(703): View more from Virginia

There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....

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(416): View more from Ontario

dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross

(647): View more from Ontario

well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun

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(847): View more from Illinois

just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'

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(419): View more from Ohio

Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me

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(281): View more from Texas

FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.

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(206): View more from Washington

I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo

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(510): View more from California

I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.

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