it was like eating out sand paper
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
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Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
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Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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