I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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