I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
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stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
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And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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