I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
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i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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