Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
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