Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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