she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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