I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
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Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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