i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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