He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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