thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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