They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
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This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
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I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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