this just has baby written all over it
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
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totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
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I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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