**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i think my mom watched the whole time
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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