If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Randomize
