We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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