I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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