The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
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I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
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Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
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