I just saw a hot homeless man
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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