apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Never underestimate the power of titties
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