Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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