you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
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Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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