next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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